Chistecitos Gráficos y no tan Gráficos (en inglés)

Bueno, ya que hoy es Lunes y de seguro todos andan con la ladilla a millón en el trabajo (así como yo), pues les dejo algunos chistecitos para que se diviertan un poco. Está en inglés pero igual espero que disfriuten...

CHISTE #1: An older man goes in for his yearly physical, with his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, turns to his! wife and asks, "What did he say?"

The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!"

CHISTE #2 (y en cierta parte, muy realista jejeje): A large corporation recently hired several cannibals.
"You are all part of our team now", said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of our employees". The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads "No".

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something.

CHISTE #3: "Breakfast at the White House"

The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?" George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of office for a year! ''

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche'."



Guso said…
jajajajaja! que buenos los chiste maryta, no se si me quedo con los interiores del anciano o con las "ganitas" de tu querido presidente! ;) Saludos de un old friend!

PD: vamos a ver si retomamos el contacto, nos tenemos abandonados!
123 said…
Mira Guso, gracias por pasar y comentar por mi blogcito. De verdad q' tenias tiempo sin dejarme un comentario aqui en el blog. Y tienes razón, nos tenemos abandonados!!! Sabes q' ultimamente he estado un pelin desconectada del MSN messenger, asi q' no he podido contactarte para chatear un buen rato. Pero no te preocupes q' yo te busco pronto jeje ;)

Cuidate mucho y saludos a tu primo.

Bye bye ;)
Lycette Scott said…
Jajajajajajaajaja que buenos mana, el primero está sencillamente genial, casi me hago pipí de la risa
khayo said…
YO HABLO EN ESPAÑOL... (no se diga mas)
123 said…
Khayo si eres loco jajajajaja. Ahora te voy a hablar en chino, ¿oistes? jajajajjajaa.

Lycette gracias por comentar. Q' bueno q' te gustaron los chistes.

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