A BILINGUAL PARROT
A shopper walks to the pet shop register and asks the employee, "Excuse me, sir, but can you tell me why that parrot costs $5,000 dollars?"
The employee says, "Oh, that parrot is extremely special, it's one of a kind; not only is it beautiful but it is bilingual."
The man gives the employee a strange look and says, "No way, There's no animal that could ever learn how to speak two languages!"
The employee smiles and says, "Follow me I'll prove it. Now go ahead, pull on his right leg."
The man pulls on the parrots right leg. The parrot says, "Hello how are you?"
The man smiles and says, "Wow, cool, that's amazing!"
The employee then says, "Go ahead, pull on the left leg." So the man pulls on the parrot's left leg. The parrot says, " Hola, ¿cómo estás?"
The man was so excited and over-whelmed and he says, "Wow, that is the coolest thing I've ever seen! Please, you've got to tell me what happens if I pull both of his legs."
The parrot turns and looks at the man and says, "¡Coño! What do you think happens? I fall down, comemierda!"